It’s called The Donald J. Trump Federal Penitentiary.
Residing inside: Trump and his entire criminal-grifter family, his enablers, the Republicans who signed onto the phony Texas lawsuit falsely claiming election fraud along with those pathetic Republicans who objected to the Electoral College certification and, of course, all insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol.
Daily Activities inside the Donald J. Trump Federal Pen:
05:00 – Rise and Bathe with bleach and lye soap. 05:05 – Singing of Trump National Anthem: “Hail to the Former Chief”. 05:10 – Pledge of Allegiance to Trump. 05:15 – Breakfast: Watery gruel + one glass of Flint, Michigan water. 05:20 – Exercise: Non stop jumping jacks. 05:30 – 12:00 – HARD LABOR: building Trump’s wall around the inside of the prison to stand 30-feet high. 12:01 – Lunch: lard sandwiches on crustless white bread, one radish + one glass of Flint, Michigan water. 12:10 – Exercise: Waterboarding. 12:30 – HARD LABOR: continue building wall. 20:30 – Dinner: one large head of iceberg lettuce, one packet of ketchup + one glass of Flint, Michigan water. 20:40 – Return to cell, enjoy view of blank wall.
Anyone wishing to visit the prisoners will be strip searched each time they enter prison grounds in an effort to find contraband and in keeping with Trump’s stated goal to find him more votes. Visits will be kept to 10-minutes; no touching or gifts from home permitted.
Once upon a very sad time, there lived a man named Donald J. Trump. He lived in a big white house that he did not own. Yet, he huffed and he puffed and blew the house over but not before trampling through it like a bad tempered, revenge-seeking bull in a pretty little china shop.
He left shards of glass everywhere, soiled the furniture, pissed the hallways, shit the carpets, crayoned the walls, poisoned the plants, clogged the toilets, tore down the curtains, broke the windows, slashed the paintings, laser-beamed the staff and crew. After all that, he set a huge bonfire and burned it to the ground.
As he strolled away from the big white house that was no more, he blamed the previous occupants. He then waltzed through the streets of Laredo and beyond with his camouflaged stormtroopers, creating more chaos wherever he roamed.
Donald J. Trump is no law and all disorder. And Trump’s Storm Troopers will go down in history.
Donald Trump murders the truth. He murders individuals’ reputations. He murders individuals’ careers. All you have to do is look at the body count following his impeachment trial. He has done these things deliberately and with great malice. As such, Donald J. Trump is a serial killer. Serial killers are known to be sociopaths or psychopaths. They have a very poor sense of right and wrong. They have no ability to empathize. According to L. Michael Tompkins, EdD., a psychologist at the Sacramento County Mental Health Treatment Center, a key difference between a psychopath and a sociopath is whether he has a conscience, the voice inside that lets us know when we’re doing something wrong. A sociopath has a weak conscience and a psychopath has none. “If he lies to you, he won’t feel any moral qualms, though he may pretend to”, said Tompkins. Well, Donald Trump doesn’t even pretend to.
According to Aaron Kipnis, PhD, author of The Midas Complex, a psychopath has less regard for others, “They see others as objects he can use for his own benefit.” Totally Trump! This Murderer-in-Chief is a hotheaded, temper-tantrum throwing malignant narcissist with the mentality of a toddler at the same time as being a cold, calculated killer, highly skilled in having viciously clawed his way from the crib to the top of his corrupt corporate ladder, all the way to the presidency.
Donald Trump is a Pathological Liar
Trump lies about absolutely everything, whether it’s about a fake sunshiny day on his inauguration or in saying Barack Obama committed crimes or alleging that MSNBC host Joe Scarborough is implicated in murder. Donald Trump made 16,241 false or misleading claims in his first three years in office and still counting. That doesn’t even include all the lies before he became president, including when he jetted around the world begging and finagling people and banks for money for his corrupt businesses. That number must be in the millions. He lives to lie and in so doing, pulls along the weak-minded who ignore the lies and simply think it’s okay for Trump, the man who calls himself a stable genius, because somehow they will profit from his dangerous and often incoherent bullshit.
Trump said on Tuesday, May 26, 2020 about Scarborough, “A lot of people suggest that.” — no, only you and your dumb-ass associates. “And hopefully someday people are going to find out.” — yes, hopefully someday those who buy into your bullshit will come to their senses. “Certainly, a very suspicious situation. Very sad. Very sad and very suspicious.” —Oh, Donald, what’s really sad and suspicious is that Congressional Republicans allowed you to get off scot-free during your impeachment and that Attorney General William Barr is an even bigger fanatical supporter of your corrupt administration.
Donald Trump is Guilty of Intentional & Negligent Emotional Distress.
There are so, so many instances. But let’s just concentrate on one more recent. An entire pandemic protocol was in place when he entered office and he effectively dismantled it because OMG it was put in place first by George W. Bush and expanded upon by Barack Obama. And we all know how much Trump hates competence because it obviously makes him look bad. Lives could have been saved. But why bother? Remember when this idiot made fun of a handicapped reporter during his campaign? Then when confronted, he claimed he didn’t. He resorted to being Pathological-Liar-in-Chief, his go-to M.O. Trump doesn’t care whom he hurts or to what degree.
Donald Trump is an Alien
Let’s get one thing straight. Donald Trump has no brains. He has no heart. He has no guts. It is, therefore, safe to say that Donald Trump is not human. This self-proclaimed “stable genius” speaks as if he is from another planet, one where they obviously don’t speak English. Remember when, during his campaign in 2015-2016, he made fun of Hillary Clinton and others reading from teleprompters? He mimicked them by performing robotic side to side movements. Well, now that he’s forced to use one, Trump performs an absolutely superb teleprompter tubby routine. In fact, he’s so robotic, I hear they’re fashioning Trump into a Real Steel boxing bot so he can get his face punched in repeatedly. Now, I grant you, being an alien – I mean a real one from Outer Space – is not something that should automatically get you imprisoned, but when you use the powers of the Presidency to destroy the country and its people, well that should get you put away forever.
For all his crimes against humanity, the environment and the dignity of the office, Trump should be arrested, cuffed and perp-walked out of the White House. He should be charged with murder and related crimes and committed to solitary confinement for the rest of his fat, lazy, sordid life. Joining him in the slammer should be his special clan of mob rats: Jared Kushner, daughter Ivanka, Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump and wife Melania, whose whole life force can be summed up by the graffiti lettering on her green fatigue jacket “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?”, worn while visiting an immigrant detention camp for children. Be Best, Melania— you and your cyberbullying fraud of a husband and other rat family members. Be Best as you all jump into your orange jumpsuits. And while pacing in the exercise yard, raise your eyes to the heavens and pray to the sun god during an eclipse. You can let us know if he/she answers when you write your memoirs in Braille from the cold, dank of your prison cells. After all, you’ll be housed in the western-most region of Alaska, you know, where you can see Russia, the motherland, from your single one-inch square window. Oh, I forgot, you’ll all be blind at some point. Oh well, I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?
p.s.Lots of people are now saying they won’t don a face mask to protect against the coronavirus because the President won’t. I say, let’s take it a step further. No one pay taxes, break all the laws you want, don’t show up or provide documents if subpoenaed. The emoluments clause and impeachment didn’t stop Trump. The Hatch Act? Kellyanne Conway got away with breaking that law. Let’s all just follow their leads and see how much WE can get away with.